By Jay
"Tenth floor, please."
"Sure thing!"
Some people don't like elevators, but I have always tolerated them. With many people though, I tend to stay near the exit just incase there is an elephant in the compartment. I'm pretty sure the smooth jazz and one hit wonder music is supposed to calm the tremmoring lad in the corner from having a cardiac arrest, but it doesn't look to be working. I really hate to have to do this, but it is time you all learned. All your favorite artists in a couple years will be singing the music you hear in the bathroom and elevator. Sorry!
Life Lesson: Don't worry when your favorite song stops running on the radio. It's just going through another stage of his life, and this stage is elevator time!
"Tenth floor, please."
"Sure thing!"
Some people don't like elevators, but I have always tolerated them. With many people though, I tend to stay near the exit just incase there is an elephant in the compartment. I'm pretty sure the smooth jazz and one hit wonder music is supposed to calm the tremmoring lad in the corner from having a cardiac arrest, but it doesn't look to be working. I really hate to have to do this, but it is time you all learned. All your favorite artists in a couple years will be singing the music you hear in the bathroom and elevator. Sorry!
Life Lesson: Don't worry when your favorite song stops running on the radio. It's just going through another stage of his life, and this stage is elevator time!
Elevator music? I sorta get it.
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